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ok something really awesome happened.  I decided to buy a new car.  i was car shopping for like 3 days until i found my new baby :).  i had looked at about 8 cars in that time and found nothing i liked.  most had body damage and ran for shit.  my budget was 1000 with the option of spending 1200.  i thought it would be pretty easy to find a good car in this price range but that turned out to be tricky!  so i happened to look in the paper and there was a new listing that day.  the listing was for a 1992 buick park avenue with 172,000 miles on it for 700 bucks.  i go to the guys house and see the car and wonder wtf? how is this car so cheap.  i knock on the guys door and he comes out.  he tells me that he recently inherited a car from his aunt who passed and no longer needed it.  he then says i know its worth twice what im asking but i work 70 hours a week 3rd shift and just really dont want to have to take forever to sell it.  i tell him that i need to replace the toyota cause its on its last leg (little white lie) and that i was afraid i would get stuck with my kids on the side of the road.  i then tell him that 700 is a little out of my price range as i was looking to spend about 500.  i was about to tell him that i could go a little higher when he says, ah hell i'll give it to you for 500!!  i was like u gotta be shittin me.  so i got my pretty new car for 500 bucks :)  turns out that it has 172,000 miles but only 30000 on the transmission.  the car runs perfectly and is really quiet.  it has stainless steel exhaust and the interior is awesome!!  power everything, cruise, seperate climate control for passenger, key fob to lock/unlock doors and pop trunk.  its worth about 1800 to 2000 private party!!

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Condition Value Excellent $2,180 (Selected) Good $1,855 Fair $1,450

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Vehicle Details Change Equipment Engine: V6 3.8 Liter Transmission: Automatic Drivetrain: FWD Mileage: 172,000 Selected Standard Equipment Air Conditioning Power Steering AM/FM Stereo Alloy Wheels Selected Optional Equipment Power Windows Power Door Locks Tilt Wheel Cruise Control Single Compact Disc

Blue Book Private Party Value Private Party Value is what a buyer can expect to pay when buying a used car from a private party. The Private Party Value assumes the vehicle is sold "As Is" and carries no warranty (other than the continuing factory warranty). The final sale price may vary depending on the vehicle's actual condition and local market conditions. This value may also be used to derive Fair Market Value for insurance and vehicle donation purposes. Vehicle Condition Ratings Check Vehicle Title History Excellent (Selected) $2,180 "Excellent" condition means that the vehicle looks new, is in excellent mechanical condition and needs no reconditioning. This vehicle has never had any paint or body work and is free of rust. The vehicle has a clean title history and will pass a smog and safety inspection. The engine compartment is clean, with no fluid leaks and is free of any wear or visible defects. The vehicle also has complete and verifiable service records. Less than 5% of all used vehicles fall into this category. Good $1,855 "Good" condition means that the vehicle is free of any major defects. This vehicle has a clean title history, the paint, body and interior have only minor (if any) blemishes, and there are no major mechanical problems. There should be little or no rust on this vehicle. The tires match and have substantial tread wear left. A "good" vehicle will need some reconditioning to be sold at retail. Most consumer owned vehicles fall into this category. Fair $1,450 "Fair" condition means that the vehicle has some mechanical or cosmetic defects and needs servicing but is still in reasonable running condition. This vehicle has a clean title history, the paint, body and/or interior need work performed by a professional. The tires may need to be replaced. There may be some repairable rust damage. Poor N/A "Poor" condition means that the vehicle has severe mechanical and/or cosmetic defects and is in poor running condition. The vehicle may have problems that cannot be readily fixed such as a damaged frame or a rusted-through body. A vehicle with a branded title (salvage, flood, etc.) or unsubstantiated mileage is considered "poor." A vehicle in poor condition may require an independent appraisal to determine its value.

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head

arms

legs

boobs

cooter

brain

eyes (at least one)

hair

sense of humor

broom